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Hailz, RATHBONERS!

It's probably no surprise that RATHBONE gets a lot of requests from fans to know more about what's up in our daily lives. Our Facebook and Twitter pages are great, but there's so much more to being The World's Fakest Band that people can't grasp in mere 140 word updates. That's why we're proud to unveil RATHBLOG: the best spot to get all the meaty, juicy, gooey, and disturbing details concerning the "band" and our "music".

Speaking of which -- we've been hard at work in the studio, lately. Well, some of us have. I wouldn't know... I try to avoid that place as much as I can, but I heard some people have been in there doing... well, God only knows what...

What was I saying? Oh -- the studio. Yeah, so I guess we have a new album coming out in limited release soon. I'm really pumped for this one, but actually, that's a lie. I couldn't be more disgusted by the whole idea of this record, and really, I just want to go to the fucking release party and get really blasted. Anyway -- I guess we're calling it WURSTALBUM, which is pretty funny considering our violinist, Becky Femmetroll, only threw that name out for shits and giggles one night after an ether binge. Six months later and, well, that horrible title is practically spinning in my CD player.

And speaking of THAT -- They tell me WURSTALBUM is already a groundbreaking release. I thought, at first, that meant people were already protesting it and burning record stores to the ground before it even came out, but later found out the real reason is because this CD is the first album ever to be stamped onto bologna. I guess that deal we made with Oscar Mayer went through after all, though I'm told the mustard bonus tracks had to be cut due to budget constraints and some sort of formatting issue... All I know is, technology is an awesome thing if they can put a man on the moon and RATHBONE on a cold-cut. How it's all done is way beyond my mental capacity. I'm not a Scientologist, after all...

I promise we'll have more details as they come forth. Until then, loyal fans, I hope you guys stay tuned and don't die or anything. We seriously need both of you to fucking buy a few copies of this or we're getting kicked out of the lot we're renting next month.


Hail the Whale,

DB