Hailz. RATHBONERS!Today I have more details on the release of WURSTALBUM. You know you're going to want to stop by your grocer's deli section and pick up a few copies of this:
WURSTALBUM, the third release from The World's Fakest Band, RATHBONE, hits stores this week... but you won't find it at any record outlet. Instead, you might want to check in the fridge of your local supermarket. That's because WURSTALBUM is the first ever album to be printed on deli meat; more specifically, it's the first album to be printed on bologna.
"This is bullshit!" explains founding member and leather jacket player, Lauren "The Axe" Cleary, "I fucking hate this album."
Axe isn't the only one with concerns for the CD and the potential for disaster it could spawn. Cyxlotta "Cap'n Cyx" Kyllshot had this to say, "We called it the WURSTALBUM as a joke. When we were making it, it just sucked so bad that I guess the name stuck. We didn't really want people to hear it, so we devised a way to actually record the tracks on the bologna. In this way, the format truly is as groundbreaking as it is completely unplayable." Cyx was recently awarded the coveted honor of Skin Flautist of the Century at the 143rd Annual Poor Life Decisions Awards.
Violinist Becky "Femmetroll" sings a different tune, "I actually don't do much of the singing, so that's a lie." she admits.
It should be an interesting year for RATHBONE, who currently claim to have more live members in the band than the London Philharmonic. One thing's for certain; If WURSTALBUM doesn't sell, the group will easily be able to eat their losses.
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