THIS IS NO

Hailz RaTRBONERS,,

I read a post thsn morning abhout us gettibng a theme resatauarant and I just wanto say i am very PISSED.

I'm fucking n ot kidding this time. You kjnow I am lead front man on this band and youg uys should NOT EVER BE making decisions without mu consent but you do it all the time and all I can do is get in the house after quality time spent in the bar this the morningg and go NOOOOOOOO FUCK YOUUUUU. I NEVERR WANTED A THEME RESTAURANT. WHY ARE YOU BUYIGN ONE AND WHAT DO I HEAR ABIOUT US DOING ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE YUOI EAT A WHOLE PACK OF AMERICANNAN CHEES AND A 39 CASE OF PBR AND YOUR MEAL IS ON TRHE HOUSE?!?!?!!??!!

FUCK we cannot afford this business venture!!!!!!!

And I can't,,,, get into you guys. Why are you always saying I can't come to these meetings because I am too drunk or too high or too having sex to be there?! I am upset aszxl the counscellling I have to do and myuhj theRAPIST is tired of looking at me. I t would fix thingsz if youl all would just nvite me to thesew mewretingsd and we coudf get stufs done adn i wouldnt besomad and we wouldnt spend osrur money$$$ poorlyy.....

OH FUCK I CANT FIND THE DUCKING ASPOSPOTROPEJHE KEY OINTHIS KEYHBOARD I THINK SOMEBODY STOLE ITK.

Fuck thsis band. Fuck aquavit. Fuck me.

DB

-- EDITOR'S NOTE: After sobering up, my bandmates have informed me that the RATHSTAURANT idea was mine the whole time. Apparently I ranted about it for two hours, held them at gunpoint and demanded we go through with this affair before accidentally shooting Hallo in the foot and... well... leaving the house in my underwear and proclaiming, "I'm the motherfucker of the year and I demand satisfaction!"

...I therefore retract the above post and all claims made within it.